Cazwell Is the “Hot Homo”
The Notorious G.A.Y. Rapper Aims to Top Bobby Shmurda with Free Digital Download of New Rap Jam
“Hot Homo”, the latest record from the indie gay hip hopper Cazwell, is a freestyle parody of the summer’s biggest rap jam, Bobby Shmurda’s “Hot N*gga”. Like its predecessor, the track has an addictive beat with scandalous lyrics. Where Shmurda’s track is about killing people and selling drugs, Cazwell’s takes on an equally volatile subject: man-on-man sex. It also manages to poke fun at celebrities Chris Brown, James Franco and yes, even Debra Messing. “’Hot Homo’ is no more overtly sexual than what I hear on any given Hip Hop radio station,” defends Cazwell. “The point of the song is that gay men should feel as entitled to express themselves sexually as straight guys. That’s been my message since I dropped my ‘All Over Your Face’ single in 2006”.
Cazwell’s “Hot Homo” featuring Big Dipper is available for free download on Cazwell’s Soundcloud for limited time only.
“First of all, being gay is the f*ckin’ shit,” continues Cazwell from his Manhattan home. “I have an amazing life that I wouldn’t have if I was one of my brothers. I don’t deal with the stress of being married with kids.
I get to enjoy hot boys and d*ck.”
He believes Shmurda will appreciate his version of the song.
“I’ve seen him in interviews. He seems like a pretty cool dude with a sense of humor. If I was him I’d appreciate anyone bringing more attention to my track.”
He also believes the celebrities mentioned in his track will welcome the acknowledgement. “Isn’t it every celebrity’s goal to get a shout out in a rap song?”
The whole song is meant to be in good fun, even his slam on Chris Brown’s nude pics.
Says Cazwell, “When they first came out, all the teenage girls on the internet were like ‘Oh my Gawd, it’s the biggest thing I’ve ever seen!’
“I’m a gay man, I watch gay porn everyday. I see big d*cks all the time, so my point of view was like, ‘Okay honey, its big, but its not THAT big.”
Still, he acknowledges the Chris Brown rhyme is the one stretch of truth in the song. “I probably would let Chris spend the night,” he laughs.
A Massachusetts native, Cazwell has been described as what would have happened if Eminem had grown up on Madonna’s front lawn. He became a Youtube sensation after a million people viewed his ‘Ice Cream Truck’ music video in a single week. He has since earned hipster credibility with a steady flow of danceable hip hop tracks that impressively showcase his hypomanic take on pop culture.
Last month, Cazwell released his first full-length album in four years, “Hard 2 B Fresh” on Brooklyn indie, Peace Bisquit. The new batch of Hip Hop comedy gems features seventeen tracks including his latest that is currently tearing up dance floors, “Dance Like You Got Good Credit,” “Spicy”, “The Biscuit” and “Don’t Get It Twisted.”
In “Hot Homo”, Cazwell is joined by another gay MC: the large, furry bear rapper known as Big Dipper. “Dipper is funny as all hell”, says Cazwell. “Once I got the idea for the freestyle, I called him up. We have a similar sense of humor. I knew he’d be down for helping me start a big, gay, ironic riot.”
The “Hot Homo” music video was shot this summer in New York City. It is directed by Gabe Gonzalez and edited by David Munoz.
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“HOT HOMO” LYRICS:
(CAZWELL)
YO! IT’S CAZWELL HARD 2 B FRESH NYC REPPIN’ 10019 I MEAN IF I DONT SAY IT ,WHO WILL? YOU!??
IT’S TRUE I’M A HOT HOMO SHAVE MY CHEST EVERY DAY, I’M A HOT HOMO I’M A WORK ON MY ABS DO A CRUNCH HOMO SLICE OF CANTALOPE WITH MY SUNDAY BRUNCH HOMO
FUCK WITH ME AND MY CLIQUE? GET THE DICK SMACK BUST MY LOAD SO HARD FEEL THE KICK BACK SUCK MY DICK, LICK MY CRACK, HERE’S A TIC TAC FRESHER THAN A BOTTOM WITH THE EMEMA 6 PACK
NOW I’M HORNY MY DICK NEEDS A BEAT DOWN SUMMER VACAY, FIRE ISLAND, P-TOWN HELL’S KITCHEN, CHELSEA, BUSHWICK EVERYWHERE I GO I’M JUST TRYINA GET MY TUSH LICKED
DIDN’T I SEE YOU IN YOGA CLASS??? YOU! WITH THE MARIO LOPEZ ASS SAW YA WITH YA MAN, WHAT?! YOU AINT SPEAKIN THO HE HAD HIS TONGUE UP MY BUTT – ABOUT A WEEK AGOOOOO!!!
I’M SO GAY I’M IN TRADER JOES STUFFIN’ MY FACE WITH THEM ORGANIC OREOS PAUL NEWMAN. GOT THE BEST DRESSING I DON’T NEED A FAG HAG FUCK YOU. FUCK DEBRA MESSING.
NAH, I’M PLAYING WAS ALL ABOUT JACK AND KAREN KATY PERRY VMAS WHAT THE FUCK WAS SHE WEARIN’????
THAT DENIM MESS , THOUGHT SHE HAD MONEY? SHIT, WOULDN’T PUT THAT DRESS ON MY CHIHUAHUA HUNNY.
FUCK JAMES FRANCO. I WOULD FUCK JAMES FRANCO ON THAT SPRING BREAK BED HEAD IN FRONT OF HIS ANKLES. GO OUT TO EAT MAKE HIM PAY DRIVE THRU BOJANGLES GO BACK, FUCK AGAIN MAKE SURE I HIT ALL ANGLES
BLOWIN ‘UP MY PHONE YOU WANNA BE MY MAN CAN’T YOU TELL I’M BUSY ON BEYONCÉ’S INSTAGRAM? SELFIE GAME CRITICAL, TAKE A PIC QUICK WHAT THE FUCK I GOTTA DO TO GET YA FUCKIN’ DICK PICKS?
TAKE MY TRUVADA WITH A PINA COLADA RIDE THE GAY PRIDE PARADE IN MY CHEVY IMPALA GET MY GOSSIP OUT FROM UNDER WENDY WILLIAMS WIG AND NO, I DIDN’T THINK CHRIS BROWN’S BROWN DICK WAS THAT BIG. I MEAN IT WAS A AIGHT AND SHIT BUT NOT ENOUGH FOR ME TO HAVE HIM SPEND THE NIGHT AND SHIT TELL HIM COME OVER , PICK UP THE KY BUST MY NUT IN YA FACE, AIN’T MY FAULT YA DIDNT CLOSE YA EYES
STOP TELLIN’ ME I RAP TOO GAY WELL NO SHIT BITCH , FUCK IT’S IN MY DNA I RAP GAY I SNAP GAY I SLAP GAY CLAP GAY I TAKE A CRAP GAY BEFORE I RIDE YA MAN’S LAP GAY I’M AT THE GYM LIFTIN’ WEIGHTS ALL DAY I MAKE A PROTEIN SHAKE PRESS PUREE GAY
I’M THE C-A-Z-W-E-DOUBLE -L HARD 2 B FRESH CHECK MY I-TUNES RECORD SALES
(DIPPER)
BIG BELLY, FAT THIGHS, I’M A FAT HOMO SEE MY SWISH, IN MY HIPS, I’M A FAG HOMO CRAVIN’ DICK WHEN I’M LIT I’M A GRAB A HOMO DON’T SPIT, CUM SPIT BARS, I’M A RAP HOMO
SEX IN THE CITY I LIKE SEX WITH NO TITTIES MY LIFE IS JUST LIKE GLEE I’M SINGING SHOW TUNE DITTIES I’M LIKE GRRR, WOOF, FUCK, YEAH I’M A BEAR BIG THICK BODY ALL COVERED IN HAIR FUCK YA DINNER DATE I’M ON A DIET NO CARBS, JUST ASS, YOU SHOULD REALLY TRY IT YEAH I’M ONLY LOOKIN FOR DUDES BUT THERE’S A SALE AT THE MALL? OH MY GOD. SHOES. NUDIE PICS ON THE TEXT HE A HOT HOMO GOT MY RIGHTS, GET MARRIED AND ADOPT HOMO GAY FOR PAY? DIPPER DO IT FOR FREE I HOPE ALL YOU KIDS GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE ME – GAY.
